Iraq-It Man
(Sung to the tune of "Rocket Man" by Elton John)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

(instrumental intro)
Attacked Baghdad

I packed my bags last night
Zero hour will be here soon
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.

I'll miss my nap, with my luck,
I'll mess my pants
It's lonely out in space
It's a 40 second flight.

And it seems like a long, long time
Here's hoping no one ever finds
I'm not the man they think I am at home.
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm a rocket man.
Rocket man they won't trust alone.

San Diego scares me bad,
Taking off is purely hell
They better not screw up and make me mad.

All this science,
I don't understand.
It's just my job 2 days a week,
A rocket man.

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