It's Night Now At the White House
(Sung to the tune of "Midnight At the Oasis" by Maria Muldaur
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


As sung by First Lady Laura Bush:

(instrumental intro)
 
It's night now at the White House,
George is comfy, in bed.
He could sleep in a lighthouse
White House nightmares does he dread.

TV's gone on the blink - damn!
I think I'm gonna cry.
 

I can't get the TV to work
I thought that I would die
When hubby suddenly came up to bed
With a twinkle in his eye

I thought that my luck had changed
As I followed him to bed
A good wife, put on Victoria's Secret
Oh, I just can't wait

I couldn't wait for very long
For our yearning bodies to meet
I'll be his private dancer, lover
He's Mr. Universe

Take me darling, love me
To me you are so dear
Give me all you have to give
Just don't leave me standing here

But all the creep did was lay there
With not one sound or peep
The rotten moron wasn't tired
But had gone off straight to sleep

I thought that my luck had changed
As I followed him to bed
A good wife, put on Victoria's Secret
Oh, I just can't wait

But all the creep did was lay there
With not one sound or peep
The rotten moron wasn't tired
But had gone off straight to sleep

Oh, sleepyhead
Oh, sleepyhead... 
 


 
 

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MIDI

ONE NIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE {Sung to 'Midnight At The Oasis' by Maria Mauldur}

{As Sung By First Lady Laura Bush}

{instrumental intro}

One night at the White House
Dubya's comfortably in bed
He'll wake up at around eight
Then he will take a nap at twelve

I can't get the TV to work
I thought that I would die
When hubby suddenly came up to bed
With a twinkle in his eye

I thought that my luck had changed
As I followed him to bed
A good wife, put on Victoria's Secret
Oh, I just can't wait

I couldn't wait for very long
For our yearning bodies to meet
I'll be his private dancer, lover
He's Mr. Universe

Take me darling, love me
To me you are so dear
Give me all you have to give
Just don't leave me standing here

But all the creep did was lay there
With not one sound or peep
The rotten moron wasn't tired
But had gone off straight to sleep

I thought that my luck had changed
As I followed him to bed
A good wife, put on Victoria's Secret
Oh, I just can't wait

But all the creep did was lay there
With not one sound or peep
The rotten moron wasn't tired
But had gone off straight to sleep

Oh, sleepyhead
Oh, sleepyhead... 
 
 

 


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