The Twelve Ways He Screwed Us
(Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")
Guest song parody by Dennis Baer

(instrumental intro)

Here's the first way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
A failing economy.

Here's the second way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the third way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Three corporate scandals,
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the fourth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Four hijacked airplanes, three corporate scandals,
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the fifth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals,
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the sixth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Six priests a-lying, Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the seventh way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Seven dead crew members,
Six priests a-lying, Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals,
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.
 
Here's the eighth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies: 
Eight percent jobless, seven dead crew members, 
Six priests a-lying, Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down, 
And a failing economy.

Here's the ninth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies: 
Nine Judges fudging, eight percent jobless, seven dead crew members, 
Six priests a-lying, Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down, 
And a failing economy.

Here's the tenth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies: 
Ten forced Commandments, nine Judges fudging, eight percent jobless, 
Seven dead crew members, six priests a-lying, five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down, 
And a failing economy.

Here's the eleventh way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies: 
Eleven days of sniping, ten forced Commandments, nine Judges fudging, 
Eight percent jobless, seven dead crew members, six priests a-lying, 
Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down, 
And a failing economy.

Here's the twelfth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies: 
Twelve months warmong'ring, eleven days of sniping, 
Ten forced Commandments, nine Judges fudging, eight percent jobless, 
Seven dead crew members, six priests a-lying, Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down...
And a failing economy.


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