The Twelve Ways That Bush Messed
(Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas")
By Robert Duckham & W. Tong

(instrumental intro)

From his first day, Bush messed up his fake Presidency.
An arch-dunce in residency.

Here's the second way Bush messed up his fake Presidency:
Two huge tax breaks
By an arch-dunce in residency.

Here's the third way Bush messed up his fake Presidency:
Three Crawford trips, two huge tax breaks,
By an arch-dunce in residency.

Here's the fourth way Bush messed up his fake Presidency:
Four orange alerts, three Crawford trips, two huge tax breaks
By an arch-dunce in residency.

Here's the fifth way Bush messed up his fake Presidency:
Five
Four orange alerts, three Crawford trips, two huge tax breaks
By an arch-dunce in residency.

a lobbyist gave to me:

12 dead Iraqis

11 extinct species

10 miles of smog

9 bankrupt farmers

8 unemployed techies

7 outed agents

6 heightened states of alert

5 acres clear cut

4 polluted rivers

3 vacations in crawford

2 tax breaks for the wealthy

and an idiot in the white house


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Copyright © 2003 by Robert Duckham
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