I Saw Three Newts

I Saw Three Newts
(Sung to the tune of "I Saw Three Ships")

I saw three newts come tailing in
Come tailing in, come tailing in
I saw three newts come tailing in
And one of them was a human

And they went down to Washington
To Washington, to Washington
And they went down to Washington
And one of them became Speaker

And two of them went to the zoo
Went to the zoo, went to the zoo
And two of them went to the zoo
I wish the third one would go, too!