Came In Handy
Bush has repeatedly bragged
about "hitting the Trifecta" since September 11, 2001
(Sung to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy" by George M. Cohan)
9/11 came in handy
For Bush; Trifecta bleeds us dry.
The PATRIOT Act, enforced by Uncle Sam
Now lets John Ashcroft play spy.
For Bush's donors, here's the sweet part:
9/11 brought them joy.
Star Wars contracts, war time profits,
Cover for the Phony.
Bush is the true Trifecta Boy.
George W. Bush song parodies from the Dubya Song
Copyright © 2002
by W. Tong
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