About Me
(Sung to the tune of "Without Me" by Eminem)
Guest song parody by Adam Sherman


(instrumental intro)
 
 
Refrain 1
2 trailer park guys go round the white house/ round
the white house, round the white house (Repeat Refrain
1)

Refrain 2
Guess who's back, back again/ Bush is back, Well, his
son/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's
back/ Guess who's back...

Verse 1(sung by Bush Sr.)
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to/ see me no
more they want Junior I'm chopped liver/ well if you
want Junior, this is what I'll give ya/ a little bit
of me mixed with some Dan Quayle/ some coke that'll
jumpstart my term quicker then a/ shot when son gets
mocked on the Leno show by big Jay with his chin or
Conan or Letterman/ when I'm ruling the party while
they're all debating / I've waited this long now stop
complaining cuz I'm back, I'm on the seat,
administrating/ I know that you got a job little
Dubya, but so did Big Bird, let Cheney do it, (love
ya!!!)/ So the public can't truly see be and really
know it's me so let me see/ they tried to shut down
hate in the 60's but it feels so empty without me/ So
come on and discriminate, hating the Jews and hating
the gays and get ready cuz rights are going to be
taken away/ I just want to see the country back in the
50s &^%# YOU Liberals_!

Chorus X2
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just
vote for me/ cuz we need to put down those minorities,
cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2 (sung by Dick Cheney)
Little Elian, kids feeling rebellious/ coming to
America.... my parents still hate migrants/ they start
feeding these foreigners helpless, 'til someone like
me goes on a mission and yells "DEPORTATION"/ A
visionary, the truth is scary, could start a
revolution, pollutin the ozone, for a profit/ so let
me just revel and bask, in the fact that I got
everyone kissing my ass/ and it's a menace to all
society for you to see so damn much of the left, you
ask for me?/ Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your
bent liberal views tune it in and then we're gonna/
enter in and up into your wallet like a weasel/ The
center of attention all from the rebate/ 300 clams in
your wallet, better than damn social programs/
Infesting in the white house and nesting/ Testing....
"Submission Please" feel the propaganda soon as
someone mentions me/ here's your 10 cents, wasn't my
tax cut great?!?/Whose kidding who, it's me in the big
seat!!! (ENRON!)

Chorus X2

Verse 3(sung by Bush Jr.)
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody
who's talking about gay rights with me. Rosie
O'Donnell you can get your ass kicked/ raisin' those
little children, bastards, and Elton/ you'll go to
hell where you'll be meltin', don't give me science
and compassion/You don't know God, haven't you heard
of God, go and read the bible/ Now lets go, give me
the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of
laws based on my religion/ I've been on dope, but I've
repented, do anything you want, you'll get yours in
hell later on/ But sometimes the sins just seem,
unable to be handled by god so I'll step in/ So this
must mean I'm fanatic, but its just me I'm just doin'
what my religion wants from me/ Though I'm not the
first to hate minorities/ I am the worst thing since
Jerry Fallwell, to dis gay people so selfishly/ and
use it to get myself votes (Hey)/ there's a concept
that works/ 100 million other white supremacists
emerge/ but no matter how many rights are taken away
it'd be so empty without me

Chorus X2

(Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na... na na na) X2

Original lyrics:
[Intro]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
{*Eminem hums*}

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see
Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operatin (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, rum on your lips
*&%$ that, *&^ on your lips, and some on your $%^&
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, $%^& YOU DEBBIE!

[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Verse 2: Eminem]
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells
BITCH!!!

A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*}

And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for
me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm
gonna
enter in, in the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this ^&*(, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded %$#, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listen to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife
slices*}
But sometimes the $%^& just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

[Chorus]

{*Eminem sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}

 

WITHOUT ME by Eminem

LYRICS FOR CLEANVERSION

{Obie Trice}
"Obie Trice, Real Name NoGimmicks..." 

{Beat Changes}

{Eminem}
Twotrailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round theoutside. 
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round theoutside, round the outside. 

{FemaleVoice}
"Ooooohhhhh!" 

{Eminem}
Guess who's back,back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guesswho's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back,guess who's back,
guess who's back... 

Verse 1:
I'vecreated a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they wantShady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is whatI'll 
give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hardliquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then ashock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm notcooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
"Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'mon the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But yourhusband's heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won't let mebe
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down onMTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on yourlips
jump back, jiggle her hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuzthis is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "fuck youDebbie!" 

{Chorus}
Now this looks like a job forme
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a littlecontroversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me 
I said this lookslike a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a littlecontroversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me 

{Verse2}
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, theirparents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison ishelpless,
Till someone comes along on a mission and yells
"bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start arevolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just reveland bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it'sa disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my assyou ask 
for me?
Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bentantenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of yourskin like a splinter
The center of attention back for thewinter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infestingin your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel thetension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents isfree
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? 

{Chorus2X}:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just followme
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty withoutme 
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just followme
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty withoutme 

{Verse 3}
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tatwith anybody who's talking this 
& that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick,you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkitbastards,
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year oldbald headed scared - me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go,it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me thesignal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I'vebeen dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himselfinto a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems,
Everybody onlywants to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just meI'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I amthe worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music soselfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a conceptthat works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter howmany fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me 

{Chorus2X}
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just followme
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty withoutme 
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just followme
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty withoutme 

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la 
la, la lala la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la 
la, la la lala 
"Kids!" 
 


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