They finally put me in the White House.
They finally made a big star out of me.
They wanted a man that's dumb and homely,
And all I had to do is act naturally.
Well I betcha I'm gonna be a big star.
Might fool the people after all.
Court selection's helped to make me a big star.
And Daddy says I'm gonna have a ball.
I hope you come and see me while I'm up here.
Then I know that you will plainly see.
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time,
And all I gotta do is act naturally.
We had to play a scene where I am clueless.
And didn't know a thing, y'all can see...
I played the part and didn't need rehearsal.
All I had to do was act naturally.
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