Addicted To Rush
(Sung to the tune of "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer) 
(instrumental intro)

Their lights are on
But no one's home
Their minds
Are not their own
He makes threats
His body shakes
They all are
A bunch of fakes

That big creep
Sure can eat
Hear him shout,
"Need more meat!"
He starts a fight
For relief
Some more Rush
Is all they need

Dittoheads all think they're in tune with this stuff, oh yeah!
It's certainly a truth to say they can't get enough
There's no way to erase it
They're addicted to Rush

Can't read the signs
Can barely read
Dittoheads are a different breed
Rush repeats
What's on his mind
Another miss and you will find
A one-track mind

They rant and rave
Oblivious they all are slaves
There's nothing left to do
Lost their minds, ain't it true?

Dittoheads all think they're in tune with this stuff, oh yeah!
It's certainly a truth to say they can't get enough
There's no way to erase it
They're addicted to Rush

Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush

(guitar solo)

Their lights are on
But no one's home
Their minds
Are not their own
He makes threats
His body shakes
They all are
A bunch of fakes

Dittoheads all think they're in tune with this stuff, oh yeah!
It's certainly a truth to say they can't get enough
There's no way to erase it
They're addicted to Rush

Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush
Might as well admit it, they're addicted to Rush


Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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