They Ran Aground
(Sung to the tune of "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys)
Ground, ground, ran aground, they ran aground (yeah!)
Ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground

They ran aground (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
They're going down (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
G.O.P. is dead (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
They blew it when they led (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...

Newt got the rug pulled out, and lost his speakership
Despite those tapes of Monica by Linda Tripp

(organ riff)

Republican scandals came to be well-known
In a glass house, they shouldn't be throwing stones

They ran aground (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
They're going down (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
G.O.P. is dead (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
They blew it when they led (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...

They ran aground...
Ran aground, ran aground...
Wah-ooh.... wah, wah-ooh...
(instrumental break)

They're helping Kenneth Starr, but they're still getting beat
Attempts at bashing Bill Clinton led to their defeat

(organ riff)

But we'd better stay ready to expose the Right
To beat them in 2000 on Election Night

They ran aground (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
They're going down (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
G.O.P. is dead (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
They blew it when they led (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...

Ground, ground, ran aground, they ran aground (yeah)
Ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground

They ran aground (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
They're going down (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
G.O.P. is dead (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...
They blew it when they led (ran aground, ground, ground, they ran aground)...

(fade)


Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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