All
Shot Up
(instrumental intro)
War took its toll, what's wrong with me?
My leg's in two pieces, and my arm's in three.
Iraqi troops actin' wild as thugs.
I've been mugged...
I'm all shot up!
A huh-huh...
Uh-huh...
Hey, yeah!
My body's achy, and my knees are weak.
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet.
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
It's my lot...
I'm all shot up!
A huh-huh...
Uh-huh...
Hey, yeah!
Woke up in a hospital, where I find
I've been fixed up, not yet feelin' fine.
Ambushed in the sand, hoped for the best.
Enemy troops shot me in the leg!
Nurse held my hand, what a thrill I got.
Her touch soothed me, 'cause I got shot.
Doc said, "Don't worry, no bullets struck."
But I've fought...
I'm all shot up!
A huh-huh...
Uh-huh...
Hey, yeah!
My tongue gets tied when I try to speak.
Right now, I couldn't even manage a squeak.
Mr. Bush doesn't know that I've been hit.
But right at this moment, I don't care a bit!
Our Special Ops troops just smashed the door.
They're shootin' at everyone on my floor.
The doctors and nurses say, "We give up!"
So come up...
I'm all shot up!
A huh-huh...
Uh-huh..
Hey, yeah!
A huh-huh
Uh-huh
Hey, yeah!... I'm all shot up!
Copyright © 2002 by Alvin
Dover
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