Ann Coulter
(Sung to the tune of "Gloria" by Laura Branigan)
Guest song parody by Mark Hoolihan

(instrumental intro)
 
Ann Coulter...
You're not quite making sense now.
Always after Clinton,
You gotta get him somehow.
I think you've got to slow down, 
Before you start to blow it.
I think you're headed for a breakdown, 
So be careful not to show it.

You really don't remember.
Was it something Clinton said?
Are the voices in your head
Calling "Ann Coulter"?

Ann Coulter...
Don't you think you're foolish?
If Joe McCarthy was right,
Why couldn't anybody prove it?
You don't have to answer.
Just attack them all the time.
Oh-oh-oh calling them traitors.

Ann Coulter (Ann Coulter).
I think you just get dumber (Ann Coulter).
I think you're getting more bitter (Ann Coulter)
Cause you're not getting younger (Ann Coulter)
But you really don't remember.
Was it something Clinton said?
Are the voices in your head
Calling "Ann Coulter"?

A-ha-ha, A-ha-ha, Ann Coulter...
How's it gonna go down?
Will you find him with Kim Jong-Il,
Or will you catch him with Bin Laden?
Will you blame him, 'cause you're lonely?
Say that Clnton caused your empty womb?
Feel your sanity slipping away.
Don't believe it's coming back soon.

You really don't remember.
Was it something Clinton said?
Are the voices in your head
Calling "Ann Coulter"?

Ann Coulter...
Don't you think you're foolish?
If Joe McCarthy was right,
Why couldn't anybody prove it?
You don't have to answer.
Just attack them all the time.
Oh-oh-oh calling them traitors.

Ann Coulter (Ann Coulter).
I think you just get dumber (Ann Coulter).
I think you're getting more bitter (Ann Coulter)
Cause you're not getting younger (Ann Coulter)
But you really don't remember.
Was it something Clinton said?
Are the voices in your head
Calling "Ann Coulter"?

Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter...

(fade)



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