|Shut up, Annie, we think you're a nothing, and crazy,
We all remember you are screwy, and a crackpot fool.
All liberals slandered, abused.
But you can't stand to be accused.
Oh, Ann, you're just making up lies,
You bitch from the Twilight Zone,
On TV, won't leave us alone.
You're black at heart; a Nazi in a skirt.
You love Dim Son, who's so dim, you lie that Bush is a
Bush's people have a friend; you lend a helping hand.
We oppose right wing collective kooks who prop up Bush
Repeal Bush Daddy's coup, and restore our country's rightful rule.
Boot Bush's out-of-control band
Who prey upon our land.
Ann Coulter, we don't want to see... your face.
You love the First Class Fool's monarchy.
You're as blind as that Fool can be.
Though Shrub's not smart, you still love him anyway...
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Annie... you cadaver... don't show your face...
Annie... telebimbo... stop spreading hate...
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