Anthrax Up My Nose

Anthrax Up My Nose
(Sung to the tune "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" by The Platters)
Guest song parody by Valerie F. de Daulles

They asked me if I knew
Just exactly who
Sent... what was inside.
The letter that I'd
Quickly set aside.

I guess you know the rest.
Doctors took a test.
And... what do you suppose?
The test result shows
Anthrax up my nose.

So I scoffed, and brushed that letter off.
So what if it's from Riyadh?
But today, my cough won't go away,
And now I'm postal mad.

Like Brokaw said with lust:
"In Cipro, We Trust"
They took all my clothes.
Now everybody knows
There's anthrax up my nose.

Copyright © 2001 by Valerie F. de Daulles
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