Ari Fleischer
New MIDI sequenced by Wm. Kitchen especially for this song parody - thanks!
(Sung to the tune of "Albert Flasher" by The Guess Who)

(instrumental intro)

He is the White House mouthpiece in the ditch for his libel,
As he repeats Bush lies to the world.
He is the White House mouthpiece.
He is the White House mouthpiece.

He is a weasel, fixer, fix-it-up weasel, a weasel with words.
What a weasel!
Bush Baby is the White House moron.
Bush Baby is the White House moron.

"Trashing the White House" just isn't stickin'
That was the lie that we heard from Ari Fleischer.
 

(instrumental break)

But we were told lies by this right wing loon
To trash Bill Clinton; Ari's a fool, a fool.
'Cause Ari is a doomed news maker.
'Cause Ari is a doomed news maker.

He is a weasel, fixer, fix-it-up weasel, a weasel with words.
What a weasel!
Bush Baby is the White House moron.
Bush Baby is the White House moron.

"Trashing the White House" just isn't stickin'.
That was the lie that we heard from Ari Fleischer.

(instrumental break)

He is a weasel, fixer, fix-it-up weasel, a weasel with words.
What a weasel!
Bush Baby is the White House moron.
Bush Baby is the White House moron.

"Trashing the White House" just isn't stickin'.
That was the lie that we heard from Ari Fleischer.

He is the White House mouthpiece in the ditch for his libel,
As he repeats Bush lies to the world.
He is the White House mouthpiece.
He is the White House mouthpiece.
He is the White House mouthpiece...


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