Ari's Lyin'
(Sung to the tune of "Jamie's Cryin' " by Van Halen)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(instrumental intro)
 
They might call it spin, but I know better
They think it's no big deal, trust me it matters
Know what I'm sayin?

Oh, whoa, whoa... Ari's lyin!
Oh, whoa, whoa... Ari's lyin!

His grasp of the concept of truth, oh yeah - is but a laughter
Information must be screened, yeah - while Bush is in power
Censored for public consumption, oh yeah - get no honest answer
The desperate lies (don't change the fact)
That Bush knew of 9-11 attacks

Oh, whoa, whoa... Ari's lyin!
Oh, whoa, whoa... Ari's lyin!

Yes, Ari lied for His Fraudulent before
Like the Shrub - he's not credible
Ari is bogus - yes, just like his boss!

(instrumental break)

Censored for public consumption, oh yeah -
get no honest answer
The desperate lies (don't change the fact)
That Bush knew of 9-11 attacks

Oh, whoa, whoa... Ari's lyin!
Oh, whoa, whoa... Ari's lyin!
Oh, whoa, whoa... Ari's lyin!



Here's an alternate version about Rep.J.C. Watts: J.C.'s Crying
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