Ari Told Us Lies
Dedicated to Bush Press Secretary Ari Fleischer
(Sung to the tune of "Holly Holy" by Neil Diamond)

(instrumental intro)
 
Ari told us lies,
Shielding W.
What a scam, a flim-flam.
We don't believe in
What he told us.

Ari's POTUS* team,
Fronting W.
Right wing chums.
Ari spun just like a Bush shill.
Ari's phony.

Spin is wrong.
Spin is wrong, so wrong.
Spin and pout.
Spin is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...

Yeah!
Yeah!

The Dim Son is the head of the Right.
But Dim Son's not too wise, it's no lie.
Such a man who can't talk will fight
And that same man, we will defy.
We'll defy.
We'll defy...

Ari protects Shrub.
Faker who's reviled.
Yes, indeed.
We foresee more Bush-run sorrow.
Ari's phony.

Spin is wrong.
Spin is wrong, so wrong.
Spin and pout.
Spin is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...

Yeah!
Yeah!

The Dim Son is the head of the Right.
But Dim Son's not too wise, it's no lie.
Such a man who can't talk will fight
And that same man, we will defy
We'll defy.
We'll defy...

Ari's POTUS team
Fronting W.
Ari protects Shrub.
Ari protects Shrub...


* POTUS = President of the United States, pronounced "poh-tus"

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