Arthur Scam
Satire about accounting firm Arthur Andersen, which shredded documents for client Enron
(Sung to the tune of "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(As sung by Arthur Andersen management)

(Spoken:)
(Ah) We can book where we want to.
We can leave the debt behind.
'Cause Enron runs scams, and if we don't scam,
Well, they're no friends of mine.

(I say) We can book where we want to;
A place that feds will never find.
And we can act like cash comes from out of this world,
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can skim.

(musical intro)

We can book where we want to.
We can leave the feds behind.
'Cause Enron runs scam, and if we don't scam,
well, they're no friends of mine.

(I say) We can book where we want to;
A place that feds will never find.
And we can act like cash comes from out of this world,
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can skim.

Scam!

(Ah) We can book where we want to.
The numbers wrong and so we lie.
And we can move the cash off-shore to come real clean
And surprise 'em, revenue is high.

(Say) We can skim if we want to.
If we don't, nobody will.
And we can act real crude and totally removed
And we can act like an imbecile.

I say we can scam, we can scam.
Everything's outa control.
We can skim, we can skim.
We're doing it from off shore.
We can scam, we can scam.
Everybody washin' their hands.
We can skim, we can skim.
Everybody's takin' the chance.
Arthur Scam.
Oh, with the Arthur Scam.
Ah, yes, the Arthur Scam.

Aaa-Rrr-Ttt-Hhh-Uuu-Rrr.
Arthur Scam.

We can book where we want to.
We've got all the debt off line.
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it.
Everything'll work out right.

(Say) We can book where we want to.
We can leave the feds behind.
'Cause Enron runs scam, and if we don't scam,
well, they're no friends of mine.

I say we can scam, we can scam.
Everything's outa control.
We can skim, we can skim.
We're doing it from off shore.
We can scam, we can scam.
Everybody washin' their hands.
We can skim, we can skim.
Everybody's takin' the chance.
Arthur Scam.
Oh, with the Arthur Scam.
Ah, yes, the Arthur Scam.
Oh, with the Arthur Scam.
Oh, with the Arthur Scam.
Oh, yes, the Arthur Scam.
Oh, the Arthur Scam, yeah.
Oh, it's the Arthur Scam.
It's the Arthur Scam.
Well, it's the Arthur Scam.
Oh, it's the Arthur Scam.
Oh, it's the Arthur Scam.
Oh, it's the Arthur Scam.
Oh, it's the Arthur Scam.


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