New attorney general is a sleaze,
When he says he just wants to please,
Ashcroft lies.
Ashcroft lies.

Makes believe that slavery was good,
So we should grieve.
Since he’ll make decisions for four years…
That we will despise.
Ashcroft lies. (Big crock)
Ashcroft lies. (Big crock)
Ashcroft lies. (Big crock)
Ashcroft lies.

I just can’t get over how George Bush
Got the high courts to kiss his tush.
Ashcroft lies.
Ashcroft lies.

Right-wing lies, that’s all that he will tell.
His racist ties
Prove that he’s so wrong for this job
As the right wing tries,
Ashcroft lies. (Big crock)
Ashcroft lies. (Big crock)
Ashcroft lies. (Big crock)
Ashcroft lies.

(instrumental break)

Ashcroft lies.
Ashcroft lies.

Makes believe that slavery was good,
So we should grieve.
Since he’ll make decisions for four years…
That we will despise.

Ashcroft lies! (Big crock)

(repeat and fade)

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