Ashcroft Is A Nut
(Sung to the tune "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" by Daryl Hall & John Oates)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(instrumental intro)

A.G. Ashcroft's working overtime.
He will not stop; he's daring us all to cross his line.
He stole my rights; now wants to search my home.
Hey, forget about it, go away, go blow...

Ashcroft... will do anything to make Duh-Ba-You his King.
Ashcroft... will do anything to make Duh-Ba-You his King.
John Ashcroft is a nut (a nut)!
Kick his butt!
Ashcroft is a nut (a nut)!
A bigot!
Ashcroft is a nut!
A zealous nut, a zealous nut, a zealous nut, a zealous nut...

Ashcroft thinks he's going to stamp out vice.
Can't trust this regime; they're repeating the same old lies.
They stole my privacy; new spying role.
Sheep-like citizens are his big goal.

Ashcroft... will do anything to make Duh-Ba-You his King.
Ashcroft... will do anything to make Duh-Ba-You his King.
John Ashcroft is a nut (a nut)!
Kick his butt!
Ashcroft is a nut (a nut)!
A bigot!
Ashcroft is a nut!
A zealous nut, a zealous nut, a zealous nut, a zealous nut...

(instrumental break)

Ashcroft... will do anything to make Duh-Ba-You his King.
Ashcroft... will do anything to make Duh-Ba-You his King.
John Ashcroft is a nut (a nut)!
Kick his butt!
Ashcroft is a nut (a nut)!
A bigot!
Ashcroft is a nut!
A zealous nut, a zealous nut, a zealous nut, a zealous nut...

(fade)


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