Ashcroft's Way
(Sung to the tune of "Nature's Way" by Spirit)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(Dedicated to Attorney General John Ashcroft)

(instrumental intro)

It's Ashcroft's way of briefing you:
Something's wrong!
It's Ashcroft's way of scaring you:
Osama's gone!
 
It's Ashcroft's way of frightening you
It's Ashcroft's way of freaking you
It's Ashcroft's way of telling you
He's an a**hole!
 
It's Ashcroft's way of flaming you:
No minority!
It's Ashcroft's way of hurting you:
No blacks and gays!
 
It's Ashcroft's way of bleeping you
It's Ashcroft's way of ditching you
It's Ashcroft's of grieving you
Send him back home!
 
It's Ashcroft's way of jeering you:
No abortion!
It's Ashcroft's way of jerking you:
No gun control!
 
It's Ashcroft's way of kicking you
It's Ashcroft's way of crushing you
It's Ashcroft's way of mocking you
He's so wrong!
 
It's Ashcroft's way of flipping you:
No civil rights!
It's Ashcroft's way of kidding you:
Your religion or mine?
 
It's Ashcroft's way of irritating you
It's Ashcroft's way of fooling you
It's Ashcroft's way of boring you
He's an a**hole we should send back home!
Always wrong!...


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