Ashcroft's Watching You
Satire about Ashcroft's glee over the dissent-squashing Neighborhood Watch program
(Sung to the tune of "Every Breath You Take" by The Police)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

(As sung by Attorney General John AshKKKroft:)

(instrumental intro)

Every breath you take and every move you make,
Every call you make and every least mistake,
I'll be watching you!

Every single day, in oh-so-many ways,
Every bill you pay, and stuff you give away,
I'll be watching you!

Yeah, the cable guy,
The plumber on the sly.
Your rights are all at stake,
With every step you take.

The people that you know, best be white as snow.
If you need a shave or you don't behave,
I'll be watching you!

I didn't want this job - don't you understand?
I lost my senator job to a damned dead man.
Now I have to prove I'm no flash in the pan,
I'm going to watch anyone who's tan,
I'm saying, "Hey you!  Freeze!"

(instrumental break)

Oh, can't you see?
Your ass belongs to me.
Your knees should shake,
With every step you take.

Every move you make, and every least mistake,
How much dough you make, and everything you fake,
I'll be watching you...

I'll be watching you...
(Every breath you take, every move you make,
every call you make, and the least mistake)
I'll be watching you...
(Every single day every word you say,
every game you play every night and day)
I'll be watching you...

(repeat and fade)

Alternate versions of this song parody:
Every Mess You Make
Every Breath You Take by Skisics Surus

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