Atom Tan
(Sung to the tune of "Atom Tan" by The Clash)
Guest song parody by skisics surus,

(instrumental intro)

Yeah, the missiles will be stopped!
Dropped by laser beams
See the multiple warheads
Destroyed by the ranks
Waiting patiently for targets
On which to fire
But it does not affect
The import of a trunk
The Port of New York looked
It looked like Hollywood
Mushroom cloud receding
The boat found the cracks
Bush he blew his lines
Facing the cameras
He suffered the first
Nuke terrorist attack

Oh they've caught an even atom tan.

The terrorist will try
Now bent on suicide
He finally found
The target of his life
Revving up his engine
His small nuke set up for it
On the street of Washington
His conversion van will hide
There's plenty people runnin'
Runnin' for cover
Hoping at best
To hold off all the rest
One last stand at the bunker fire
Machine gun & pitchfork at breast

Oh they've caught an even atom tan.

But it will be so easy
So easy for others
To smuggle and train
Try to topple the power
Watch for missile's leaving
At amazing speed
Diverting their gaze
Away from the borders
All night they waited
They waited for a horseman
While Allah's faithful
And his beat up van
Bush seems the only one
Of the defense industry club
Watching the sky
For mankind's end--

Oh they'll catch an even atom tan.

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Copyright © 2001 by Skisics Surus
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