Big, Bad Jan Reno
(Sung to the tune of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker, djack@iglou.com

'Cause Janet gave them trouble,
You see, she stood about six feet tall,
The Dems called her Madame Attorney General,
The G.O.P. wants her to fall

Chorus:
And she's Big, Bad Jan Reno.
The baddest gal they could ever know,
Badder than ol' King Kong,
And meaner than a junk yard dog.

The Right Wing was after Janet,
One dumb subpoena after another,
They came from right wing kooks like weird Dan Burton,
And Larry Klayman (who sued his mother!)

There was a hostage situation,
A kid was kept away from his Dad,
Elian was hostage of his drunken uncles,
And the outcome could turn bad

(repeat chorus)

Janet tried to reason with them, though
She went the extra mile,
But the Cubans thought they had the advantage,
So they defied her with a smile.

Then early Saturday morning,
Janet showed them who was boss,
Cops swooped down and rescued Elian,
And left them fuming at their loss.

(repeat chorus)

Then the Repugs howled "They frightened him!"
And that the cops broke down the door
But after screaming, all their scams just fizzled
Now their chance to get Reno's gone

And she's Big, Bad Jan Reno.
The baddest gal they could ever know,
Badder than ol' King Kong,
And meaner than a junk yard dog.
Yeah, she was badder than ol' King Kong,
And meaner than a junk yard dog.

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