Lemme tell you of a story 'bout a guy named George
Said he was the POTUS, but was idiot in charge
Had his daddy's friends purchase him his victory
And caused a major blot on our U.S. history.
(Spoken:) Disgrace to the office... Worst president ever.
Now pretty soon, old George got restless as could be
Ninetendo can gets boring, don't you see?
He decided to start a war that killed a lot of boys
But George thought the army was just some new toys.
(Spoken by Shrub:) Bring em on! Mission accomplished.
(bluegrass instrumental break, followed by uptempo ending verse)
Now George was always noted for being kinda dim.
Even Danny Quayle was smarter than him.
Misused the Oval Office to trash democracy,
Ruined the environment, wreck our economy.
(Spoken by Shrub:) Cut them trees down! No global warming!
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