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Look around you...  Look up there. It's time to fight crime, Fight crime - no statues bare! Look around... let it start. I'm gonna splinter the First Amendment part. And I so detest... To see a bare breast. That statue's no virtue. When bare, it will hurt... It's gonna hurt you... It's such slime, I know,  That statued lady above... She made me think of sins I never thought of. Needs a gown, or I'll take it down. It's all wrong, pollution of your mind. It's all wrong, to be bare all the time.

Bare Lady...  No one's gonna look at you now. You're bare-breasted no more. Nakedness covered up now. Bare Lady...  I think it's only fair that I covered you. Don't be thinking that I don't want to 'Cause people will boo. (instrumental break) Look around... company. I have the answers, and know where I wanna be. Look around.... let it start. I have sworn to just splinter the First Amendment part.

How many  boobs are there really in this picture?

And I so detest...
To see a bare breast.
That statue's no virtue.
When bare, it will hurt...
It's gonna hurt you...

Bare Lady... no one's gonna look at you now.
You're bare-breasted no more.
Nakedness covered up now.
Bare Lady... I think it's only fair that I covered you.
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want to,
'Cause people will boo.
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want to, Lady so blue.

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