We Ought To Batter The Right
(Sung to the tune of "Another Saturday Night" by Sam Cooke)


We ought to batter the Right,
And show them no mercy.
Despite their money, we are not afraid.
Through a pile of dung
We should make them walk through,
But in a lawful way!

These right wing clowns have a weakness, so
They'll make the same mistakes again.
They keep tryin' to get Clinton,
But as yet they just can't get him.
That's why they're in the shape they're in... ha ha!

We ought to batter the Right,
And show them no mercy.
Despite their money, we are not afraid.
Through a pile of dung
We should make them walk through,
But in a lawful way!

Ditto sheep were told they couldn't
Live without the Book divine.
Like inbreds from "Deliverance,"
These people have no semblance of the facts.
They like to whine, ohh

We ought to batter the Right,
And show them no mercy.
Despite their money, we are not afraid.
Through a pile of dung
We should make them walk through,
But in a lawful way!

Ken Starr was a fella
Who didn't know he'd run aground.
We didn't think it was funny
To spend the public's money
Trying to bring Bill Clinton down, ohh

We ought to batter the Right,
And show them no mercy.
Despite their money, we are not afraid.
Through a pile of dung
We should make them walk through,
But in a lawful way!


Copyright © 2000 by W. Tong

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