Beef Is Low-Cal
And now a commercial message from the beef industry...
(Sung to the tune of "Buffalo Gals")

(instrumental intro)

Your stomach's squawking; time to eat.
Time to eat, time to eat.
Your stomach wants a tasty treat.
Get your fill of red meat.

Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.

It's time to cook; no time to talk.
No time to talk, no time to talk.
Where's your cookbook? You can't balk.
You're famished; and so hungry.

Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal;won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.

Add some spice to flavor enhance.
Flavor enhance, flavor enhance.
Oven's cooking, just take a glance.
A feast there soon will be.

Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.

Are those your pals at the door, who's a-knockin'?
To your house, are they flockin'?
For your food, they'll be hockin'?
Are those your pals at the door, who's a-knockin'?
Who looked for you all afternoon.

Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.


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