For the benefit of Mr. Right,
There will be a show tonight on TV screens.
The Americans will all be there.
To hear the latest farce aired - what a scene.
Over men and fighter jets and bombers.
Blasting down a village with real fire!
In this way our Dubya will challenge the world!
The celebrated Johnny A.
Performs his feats on Sundays, while the Crisco waits.
The Americans will dance and sing.
As Mr. Right lies to the crowd, don't be late.
Messr. Thomas Ridges assures the public.
His protection will be second to none.
And of course Rummy with force leads the assault!
The war comes on at ten and six.
While Dick Cheney performs his tricks without a sound.
And Dubya soon will demonstrate.
Two hundred dollar bills he'll drop to the ground.
Having been some days in preparation.
A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
And tonight Mr. Right is promising thrills.
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