Big Bang, Baby
(Why won't the Bush administration fully investigate the 9-11 attacks?  After the Pearl Harbor attack, such an investigation led to Admiral Kimmel being dismissed)
(Sung to the tune of "Big Bang Baby" by Stone Temple Pilots)
Guest song parody by Daedalus

(instrumental intro)
 
I saw the pictures and the photographs
Of the attack, planes from hell
It's just a burning aching memory
Feds just won't fess and tell
 
So turn it up and
Ask it - there's a hole that I read
There's a hole that I read
So now I won't play along
Does anybody know how the the story really goes?
How the story really goes?
Or are we all just strung along
 
Memos and warnings and questions asked
Big bang baby they just crashed, crashed, crashed
We wanna cry but we gotta ask
Towers crushed, so who caused gaffs, gaffs, gaffs?
 
Spin me up spin me spin me out
Do TV stations shut me up and out
Is err what cover up is all about
I think I think so
 
We used to see in color
Now it's only black and white
Yeah it's only black and white
Because George Bush is color blind
 
Memos and warnings and questions asked
Big bang, baby, they just crashed, crashed, crashed
We wanna cry but we gotta ask
Towers crushed, so who caused gaffs, gaffs, gaffs?
 
(Chorus sung by Bush officials:)
Nothing to see
Nothing to see
Hide it away boys
Nothing to see
Nothing to see
Hide it away boys
 
So turn it up and
Ask it - there's a hole that I read
There's a hole that I read
So now I won't play along
Does anybody know how the the story really goes?
How the story really goes?
Or are we all just strung along

(Chorus sung by Bush officials:)
Nothing to see
Nothing to see
Hide it away boys
Nothing to see
Nothing to see
Hide it away boys
 
So turn it up and
Ask it- there's a hole that I read
There's a hole that I read
So now I won't play along
Does anybody know how the the story really goes?
How the story really goes?
Why are we all just strung along?


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