Big Corporate Czar Crime
(Sung to the tune of "Good Morning Starshine" by Oliver)


(As sung by bilked employees and investors of Enron and World.com)

(instrumental intro)

Big corporate czar crime.
There's much more below!
The CEO's loved us,
'Cause we took the blow.

Big corporate czar crime.
They strung us along.
They've made us lose everything.
No warning of big things wrong.

Bookkeeping was goofy.
Bankruptcy was proof, but we're now in the know.
Stock prices are dropping; free fall isn't stopping; won't even slow.
They have fleeced our wallets
Theft is what we call it.
Jail these crooks for all life long!

Big corporate czar crime.
There's much more below!
The CEO's loved us,
'Cause we took the blow.

Big corporate czar crime.
We'd been strung along.
They've made us lose everything.
No warning of big things wrong.

Bookkeeping was goofy.
Bankruptcy was proof, but we're now in the know.
Stock prices are dropping.
Free fall isn't stopping; won't even slow.
They have fleeced our wallets
Theft is what we call it.
Jail these crooks for all life long!

Big corporate czar crime.
We'd been strung along.
They've made us lose everything.
No warning of big things wrong.

Bookkeeping was goofy.
Bankruptcy was proof, but we're now in the know.
(Strung us along, they strung us along)
Strung us along, they strung us along.
Lay and his throng.
All life long, all life long
Long, long, long,
Let these crooks be jailed long.
Long, long, long,
Let these crooks be jailed long.
Let these crooks be jailed long.


Here is another version of this parody by Alvin Dover: Good Morning, Dubya
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