Big Snot
(Sung to the tune of "Big Shot" by Billy Joel)

(instrumental intro)

Bush stole the crown, hiding what should have been seen
What you find makes you hold your nose
And now that dumb Dubya rules the land
This buffoon says what goes
And when this fake acts without warning
Exposed as a liar
And he tries hard to get away
His handlers lie from his office
But we're just itchin' to say:

Because you had to be a big snot, Dubya
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big snot, Dubya
Right wing friends were so knocked out
The right wing has the last word, that's right
They know what everything's about
You had to fake as hot shot, far right
You had to be a big snot, such spite

(instrumental break)

You tried to impress with your new address
But the people all know you're no brain
And the story of your courtroom success
Makes it so very plain
You cheated - we will remember
The dumb things you said
And you've made sure that we don't know
How you'll use guv'mint money
To ensure fat cats get more dough

Yes, yes, you had to be a big snot, Dubya
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big snot, Dubya
Right wing friends were so knocked out
The right wing has the last word, that's right
They're so much fun to be around
The right wing has to vent rage, bold hype
You had to be a big snot, such spite

(instrumental break)

Well, it's all been spin; we're sick of nonsense in
Your bureau; you can't make it alone
"Election's over!" you whine
Because you ran out the time
Born on third base, and you had to steal home
No, no, no, no, no, no,

You had to be a big snot, Dubya
You had to open up your mouth
You  had to be a big snot, Dubya
Right wing friends were so knocked out
The right wing has the last word, that's right
So much fun to be around
You had to fake as hot shot, far right
You had to be a big snot, such spite


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