Billion Dollar Lobbies
(Sung to the tune of "Billion Dollar Babies" by Alice Cooper)
Guest song parody by Patrick Henry D'Sant
(instrumental intro)

 
Billion dollar lobbies,
Money grubbin' dandies, slicker than a weasel
Pining for more money, scratching backs for one another
Billion dollar lobbies
Military plant mobsters, Cheney, he adores you.
Carlyle gettin' cozy. keeps on rakin' in like crazy.
 
They go hands out daily to the White House,
While Dim Son keeps spending for his guys.
Tax cuts will make them free
To spend more donations,
As Bush holds out his hands.
 
Billion dollar lobbies,
They got you in their little war,
Funnels them cash forever.
Sends you off to fight 'em, make the body bags you fill.
Billion dollar lobbies,
Reckless like a gambler, askin' for more largesse.
Waste and corruption, they've passed interest to your babies.
 
They go hands out daily to the White House,
While Dim Son keeps spending for his guys.
Tax cuts will make them free
To spend more donations,
As Bush holds out his hands.
 
Million dollar lobbies.
Billion dollar lobbies.
Trillion dollar lobbies.
Zillion dollar lobbies.


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