Blinded
By The Right
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Right wing bible thumpers all dreamed back in the summer
that they could win with that.
And they jumped with the chumps as the scandal sheets
trumped the plot that they begat.
It got colder and the holder of the evidence folder let
Tripp tape Monica's sound.
All this was so teasing, easing and pleasing, the Conspiracy
flashed what they found.
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Some scandal sheets all glorified the feats to trap the
top official of the land.
And a prosecutor/would-be executor wants the switch held
in his hand.
A conservative will tell you how to live, but they dish
out more than they take.
So let's tell them to hell with 'em, we'll fight until
the bell with 'em, and they can go jump in the lake.
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William Bennett and his cronies in the Senate all salivated
at this feast.
They tried for years and the result of all their smears
had paid off in part, at least.
And their flunkies in the House who said "Clinton is
a louse" saw this scandal as their chance.
And Paula Jones, in her bones, could sense that all her
loans could be paid off in advance.
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Their evidence just didn't make sense, but the right wing
went all insane.
And Starr spent our money and it really wasn't funny
$60 million went down the drain.
As the scandal peaks, some mysterious leaks to the press
had restoked the flame.
But to their frustration, it seemed that most the nation
had not given Clinton the blame.
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So they changed their tact, and claimed it was a fact
that the President had broken the law.
And the Starr Report as a last resort was on the Internet,
to the everyone's awe.
Veins bulge from their necks, they claimed it's not about
sex, but they listed the sordid details.
This was all part of their plan, they'd finally get their
man, and they'd still try even if it fails.
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And so they got this far with the help of Ken Starr, and
they plotted a case to impeach.
So the G.O.P. majority forced a vote we could foresee,
and we heard Gingrich's last speech.
The Republican Huns had thought they had the guns to
force the President to kneel and confess.
But they had not counted that this holy war they'd mounted
would end up in a bigger mess.
So don't be blinded by the Right.
They're cooked like a goose.
Another blunder by the Right.
Blinded by the Right.
Got shot down but they believe they're right, and they're
gonna make it...
A big fight.
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