Blister The Right Today
(Sung to the tune of "Twisting The Night Away" by Sam Cooke)


G.O.P. will lose the race
They can't win New York, no way
They bash people who are gay
Let's blister the Right today

We can have a lot of fun
Put the right wing on the run
Can't you see they're full of dung?
Blister the Right today

Blister... blister... tell them off, they can't debate
Blister... blister... let's blister the Right today

Their positions we oppose
They do not care for Al Gore,
But man, he's gonna cream them, though
Blister the Right today

The right wing's making sick attacks
Trying to prove they're fighting back
Don't let up, it's time to strike
Blister the Right today

Blister... blister... tell them off, they can't debate
Blister... blister... let's blister the Right today
Give 'em blisters!

(instrumental break)

Let's blister the Right today!

Hear them holler, they have lost their beans
Chances are you've never seen
The foul-ups in the dumb right wing
Let's blister the Right today

We just want to see them go
Blistering them is our goal
Hear them whine, "We've lost our hold!"
Blister the Right today

Blister... blister... tell them off, they can't debate
Blister, blister, let's blister the Right today
One more time!

(instrumental break)

Let's blister the Right today!


Copyright © 2000 by W. Tong

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