Showed Up In Blue Jeans
First daughter Barbara Bush commits faux pas by wearing blue jeans at Buckingham Palace
(Sung to the tune of "Forever In Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond)

(As sung by First Lady Laura Bush to daughter Barbara, before lunch with Queen Elizabeth:)

Hon, let's talk.
In England, you dance; you don't just walk.
At Buckingham, you're dining here with me,
In front of the Queen.
You showed up in blue jeans!

Honey, eat.
We can't do nothing, since you're in your seat.
But if you'll pardon me, I'd like to say...
It's not okay, to show up in blue jeans.

(brief instrumental break)

Are they too tight?
Are they too tight, or too high?
Do not groan; you'll perspire.
Don't walk around on the grounds,
Or the press will report on the wire.

No funny talk.
In England, you dance, you don't just walk.
At Buckingham, you're dining here with me,
In front of the Queen.
You showed up in blue jeans, Barb...

(instrumental fade)


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