The Blue-Nosed Spy

The Blue-Nosed Spy
Dedicated to Attorney General John Ashcroft
(Sung to the tune of "The Blue-Tail Fly")

Note: Click the musical icon again for the third and fourth verses)

(instrumental intro)

John Ashcroft lost his Senate seat.
It was disaster; his big defeat.
The power throttle didn't pass him by.
He's now A.G - the blue-nosed spy.

Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
He just won't go away.

Religious crackpot, right wing loon.
His followers are slippery goons.
Informants, feeding Ashcroft lies,
Are smitten by the blue-nosed spy.

Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
He just won't go away.

"Security" - his sales pitch.
But he'll arrest you, if you bitch.
"George Bush's throne, you can't defy,"
So says Ashcroft, the blue-nosed spy.

Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
He just won't go away.

This Crisco master will not rest.
Our civil rights don't pass his test.
Beneath jackboots, we'll be crushed by
Stormtroopers of the blue-nosed spy.

Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
He just won't go away.