Blunder To My Victory
(Sung to the tune of "What A Wonderful World This Would Be" by Sam Cooke) 
Don't say much 'bout my history
Don't know foreign policy
In my state, I like to fry the crooks
Can't debate, but I can give dumb looks
But I do know the G.O.P.
Would just love it if you vote for me
Then I'd blunder to my victory

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much economically
Don't know much about being poor
Don't know what the Internet is for
But I do know I need your vote
Or my party will make me the goat
If I bungle away victory


Now, I don't claim I was an 'A' student,
Never tried to be
I'm Bush Baby - I need not be an 'A' student
If I win your vote for me

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much economically
Don't know much about being poor
Don't know what the Internet is for
But I do know I need your vote
Or my party will make me the goat
If I bungle away victory

(History...)
(Geography...)
(Fry the crooks...)
(Give dumb looks...)
But I do know the G.O.P.
Would just love it if you vote for me
Then I'd blunder to my victory


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