Brainless
Bulletin Board Boys
(Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain" from the musical "The
Wizard of Oz")
Guest song parody by Darrell
Decker
(instrumental intro)
I could paste away for hours,
And turn your surfing sour,
I really am a pain.
I would love to cause you trouble,
And I'd do it on the double,
If I only had a brain.
I come online at night,
And try to start a fight,
Cause I'm not all that sane.
But posting on a board,
Never gets me an award,
Cause I don't have any brains.
I tried using other names,
But I always got the blame,
Ridicule fell like rain.
I feel like such an outcast,
Every night they're kicking my ass,
Cause I don't have any brains.
Alternate
versions of this song parody:
If
I Only Had A Brain by John Harvey
Bush
Is Nothing But A Whore by Heather
To
Become King of State by Digby & June Morrow
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