Buchanan's Gonna Fall
(Sung to the tune of "Rockin' Pneumonia & the Boogie Woogie Flu" by Johnny Rivers)

Introduction

Don't be a chump - Buchanan's gonna fall
Just let him holler - he won't win at all
His loud rhetoric starts to get to me, too
He's gonna rock Arizona, but the other ones he'll lose

He's off and running his campaign this fall
He can't resist a chance to blast them all
His loud rhetoric starts to get to me, too
He's gonna rock Arizona, but the other ones he'll lose

(Instrumental break)

In all the primaries he didn't win
He vowed to fight on and he will not give in
His loud rhetoric starts to get to me, too
He's gonna rock Arizona, but the other ones he'll lose

At their convention he will try to fight
To get the platform tilting to the right
His loud rhetoric starts to get to me, too
He's gonna rock Arizona, but the other ones he'll lose

(Instrumental ending)


More Pat Buchanan song parodies:
I Can't Stand Him (I'm Still Standing)
Nine Little Leaders (Nine Little Reindeer)


Copyright © 1996 by W. Tong

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