Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon
(Sung to the tune of "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond )

Smirk... You're just a big buffoon

Hate you so much, can't count all the ways
You make us hurl, and all we can say is
"You have no mind"
We never get tired of puttin' you down 'cause
We know your ideas are so unsound
You only care for your kind
Hope Al Gore kicks your behind
Don't you know

Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command

Been up to no good for most of your life
But what they're sayin', Smirk, is you're a dull knife
"The boy's no good"

Well, you can't expound what you're runnin' for
When voters get a chance, they'll end it for sure
Sure they would
Bush Baby's not any good
It's up to us

Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command

(instrumental break)

Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Sleaze... comes from your brand
Smirk... You're just a big buffoon
Soon.... You'll lose command

(Repeat chorus and fade)



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