Bug Man
Satire about House Majority Leader and former exterminator Tom DeLay (R-TX), under fire by even his own party for various ethical scandals
(Sung to the tune of "Taxman" by The Beatles)

(instrumental intro)

Getting hell, true, 'cause he's guilty. (Bug Man!)
Loves W's theocracy. (Bug Man!)
DeLay, the Bug Man...
Yeah, Tom, the Bug Man...

Was not content to rule it all. (Bug Man!)
Bush thank-you's will not brake his fall. (Bug Man!)
DeLay, the Bug Man...
Yeah, him, the Bug Man...

He went too far - and had to cheat (Bug Man!)
Had hissy fits - may lost his seat (Bug Man!)
His ethics polled - DeLay's dead meat (Bug Man!)
He should take a walk - admit defeat (Bug Man!)

Bug Man!
DeLay the Bug Man.
Yeah, Tom the Bug Man.

(instrumental break)

Disaster when he called for "war." (Bug Man!)
With Schiavo's case, he tried to score. (Bug Man!)
DeLay the Bug Man.
Yeah, Tom the Bug Man.

May pay the price; hung out to dry (Bug Man!)
Can't carry any of his lies (Bug Man!)
DeLay the Bug Man.
Yeah, Tom the Bug Man.

Won't be working for the G.O.P.

Bug Man!

(instrumental ending)



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