He is the Dumb Cowboy; the world thinks he's strange.
Our forces do battle with this emperor's minions.
Our country is saddled with his right wing opinions.
Dumb right wing bastard, not past bein' arranged.

But Europe despises this serial liar;
Thinks he's a dumb moron who drank too much beer.
Dubya's unwise, so are those he has hired.
His policies wrong, that's for certain; so clear.
Our press will not cover that here...

Chorus: The right wing press won't say this: World mocks that Bush Baby's name. Far right wing views are the ones he will choose. Hope he goes down, along with his team! We're mocking that Bush Baby's name! Pre-11 September: Just what did Bush know? Bin Laden probe spiked; big stock trades on airlines. His Trifecta succeeded, now he's flashin' the "scare" sign. No style, just leads blindly; his war powers make it so... Here's the song that we sing when Bush says, "Do it my way." This song where we're stinging his fake monarchy. This song where we sing, "Hey, George Bush, in your eye!" We know Bush won't believe it, but we're not right wing sheep. But dumb sheep want his monarchy...

Trifecta Boy

The right wing press won't say this:
World mocks that Bush Baby's name.
Far right wing views are the ones he will choose.
Hope he goes down, along with his team!
We're mocking that Bush Baby's name!

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