Bush Will Drag Us All Into War
(Sung to the tune of "Mother's Little Helper" by the Rolling Stones)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Bush will drag us all into war
Things are different today
I hear Dubya's handlers say
Country needs something today to shield her now
And though their not ready still
There's a fanciful missile
Bush goes running for the shelter
Of his defence cronies helper
And Dick helps him on his way
Gets him through his busy day

Things are different today
I hear Dubya's handlers say
Dealing with ungrateful allies just a drag
So Bush conjures up new foes
And he burns our hard earned dough
And goes running for the shelter
Of his defence cronies helper
And Dick helps him on his way
Gets him through his busy day

Rumsfeld, please
Some more of these
Behind closed doors
He'll buy some more
Bush will drag us into a war

Treaties aren't the same today
I hear Dubya's handlers say
The ABM needs to be retired
It's so hard to satisfy
Press just tranquilize your mind
Bush goes running for the shelter
Of his defence cronies helper
And press helps him pull to the right
Helps to minimize his plight

Defence just much too hard today
I hear Dubya's handlers say
The pursuit of diplomacy just seems a bore
And if Bush antagonizes foes
He will get a bloody nose
Just more running for the shelter
Of his defence cronies helpers
They just send us on the way
Fight his busy, war filled day
Hey!


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