Bush Just Happens To Be War-Crazy
(Sung to the tune of "You Don't Have To Be A Star" by Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis, Jr.)

(instrumental intro)

World class dummy, this czar;
He's off the chart; war lust rages within.
Never-elected, this jerk;
Arrogant Smirk; world just despises him.

No, we won't heed this stupid czar.
Iraq was wrecked; he went too far.
The neo-cons lied; ten thousand have died.
With the Shrub, for war, they conspired.

Bush just happens to be war-crazy;
His "Free Iraq" show.
Bush just happens to be war-crazy;
His "Free Iraq" show.

(instrumental break)

Hides crimes, so nothing will show;
Will seal his doom, this election year.
His regime's running aground; war crimes were found.
Prison torture was clear.

Bush now hears jeering from the crowds;
Angered hearts shouting out loud.
No victory parade, unlike what he staged.
Quagmire 'til Election Day.

Bush just happens to be war-crazy;
His "Free Iraq" show.
Bush just happens to be war-crazy;
His "Free Iraq" show.

(instrumental break)

This stinkin' czar's out of time.
Let's vote Shrub out; let's throw out this bum.
World disgust at obscene war profits seen;
Greed is Number One.

No, we won't heed this stupid czar.
Iraq was wrecked; he went too far.
The neo-cons lied; ten thousand have died.
With the Shrub, for war, they conspired.

Bush just happens to be war-crazy;
His "Free Iraq" show.
Bush just happens to be war-crazy;
His "Free Iraq" show.

(repeat refrain and fade)


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