Blow Bushian Rhapsody
(Sung to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(Scene: Bush preparing for the debate with Gore)

Is this the debate?
Is he going to be
Caught in a landslide?
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look on the podium and see,
Bushís just a rich boy
He needs no sympathy
Because heís very dumb, very slow
Little mind, little slow
Every way that he blows
Should it really matter to us, to us.

(Scene: Bush just before going on, talking with his parents)

Mama, what should I do,
Prepared for the debate,
Canít remember, itís too late
Mama, hid my lame record,
But now Iím exposed and I will have to pay
Mama, ooh, didnít mean to make you cry,
If Iím not leading by this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, since my lies donít really matter.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Bodyís aching all the time.
Goodbye, Mom and Dad
Iíve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face Al Gore.
Mama, ooh, I canít debate Al,
I sometimes wish Iíd think instead of lie.

(Scene: The debate begins)

We see a little, right wing wacko of a man,
Lies exposed, lies exposed,
Canít hide behind his record.
They require answers, very, very frightíning him.
(Please respond Bush), maybe later, (please respond Bush) maybe later,
Maybe later when I check with Dad.

Iím just a rich boy and nobody loves me,
Heís just a rich boy from a rich family
Spare him his name and his family dynasty.

Easy come, let me lie, will you let me lie.
George Bush, No, we will not let you lie. (Let me lie!)
George Bush, No, we will not let you lie. (Let me lie!)
George Bush, No, we will not let you lie. (Let me lie!)
Will not let you lie. (Let me lie!)
Will not let you lie. (Let me lie!)
Ah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh asker pleasa, asker pleasa, asker pleasa, let me lie.)
My brain just blew up and it just exposed Iím weak, Iím weak, Iím weak.

(Scene: After his preformance, how the voters will react...)

So you think you can con us and look in our eyes.
So you think you can explain and cover with lies.
Oh, Bushy, canít do this to us, Bushy,
Just will vote you out, just will vote you right out of here.

Nothing Bush says matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing Bush says matters,
Nothing Bush says matters to me.

Bush just really blows.



Copyright © 2000 by Skisics Surus
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