Bush The SCROTUM*
(*Supreme Court's Resident of the United Millionaires)
[Sung to the tune of "All Star" by Smashmouth]
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll him
Bush ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an "L" on his forehead

Well questions start coming and they don't stop coming
Court broke the rules and Bush appointed by them
Didn't make sense not to steal this one
His brain trust smart but their boy stays dumb
So much to do, for the right fee
So what's wrong with backing the vote thiefs
You'll never know if your vote go
You'll never whine if you rights go

Hey now Bush the SCROTUM get his game on, go play
Hey now Bush the SCROTUM get the show on, get paid
And all that matters is gold
All of Bush's men are bought and sold

It's a warm earth and they say it gets hotter
You¹re worried now but wait 'til this reign is over
But the Bushie men beg to differ
Don't judge by the hole in the satellite picture
The Arctic ice is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
Seems world's warmer, don't ask George
That's the way he likes it, ask the corporate board

Hey now Bush the SCROTUM get his game on, go play
Hey now Bush the SCROTUM get the show on, get paid
And all that matters is gold
All of Bush's men are bought and sold

Hey now Bush the Right's Star get his game on, go play
Hey now Bush the Fraud Star get the show on, get paid
And all that matters is gold
All of Bush's men

Somebody once asked could you spare fifty for gas
I need to drive myself on my way to work
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well questions start coming and they don't stop coming
Court broke the rules and Bush appointed by them
Didn't make sense not to steal this one
His brain trust smart but their boy stays dumb

So much to do, for the right fee
So what's wrong with backing the vote thiefs
You'll never know if your vote go
You'll never whine if you rights go

Hey now Bush the SCROTUM get his game on, go play
Hey now Bush the SCROTUM get the show on, get paid
And all that matters is gold
All of Bush's men are bought and sold

And all that matters is gold
All of Bush's men are bought and sold


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