Who’s the white friend of Dick,
Rigged the voting machines and hate the chicks?
From the damned Right!
Who is the man who would risk the neck of you, Brother
Can he rig it?
Who’s the wuss in his bunker hide-out
After terrorists took the Towers out?
They say this Bush is a dumb mother…
CHENEY, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
But I’m talking ‘bout Bush!
Then we can rig it!
He’s a constipated man,
No one understands him, not even his woman.
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