Bush!
(Sung to the tune of the Theme from "Shaft" by Isaac Hayes)
Guest song parody by Diane Saarinen

(instrumental intro)

Who’s the white friend of Dick,
Rigged the voting machines and hate the chicks?
BUSH!
From the damned Right!

Who is the man who would risk the neck of you, Brother Man?
BUSH!
Can he rig it?

Who’s the wuss in his bunker hide-out
After terrorists took the Towers out?
BUSH!
White On!

They say this Bush is a dumb mother…
CHENEY, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
But I’m talking ‘bout Bush!
Then we can rig it!

He’s a constipated man,
No one understands him, not even his woman.
GEORGE BUSH!

(instrumental ending)



Here's an earlier version of this parody by Alvin Dover: Shrub!
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