Bush Turkey
U.S. troops in Iraq get live Thanksgiving turkey delivered from the White House, as Bush sneaks from his Crawford ranch into a Baghdad airplane hangar under a press blackout.
(Sung to the tune of "Beach Baby" by First Choice)

(instrumental intro)

This past November on Thanksgiving Day,
Bush told nobody he would sneak away.
He flew to see troops in his Iraq war;
Low troop morale could make his war plans fail.

Whatever happens, this bungling fool flops.
War mess; Shrub should remember those of Pop's.
Already thinks about the world's next war.
His sneak trip featured on his campaign trail.

Bush Turkey, Bush Turkey, failed command.
Gave troops something that they can remember.
They'll fight his war, 
Bush just talks and keeps score for the far right.


The Fake pResident "serving" a fake plastic turkey in Baghdad

Bush Turkey, Bush Turkey; his stunt was planned
To prop polls 'til next November.
Tell him he's done; vote him out, make him run far away.

Ooooh... our troops fought, but war won't end.
Ooooh... Bush isn't anybody's friend.

We cannot wait 'til next Election Day.
This crooked czar and Rove; let's send away.
Rice, Rummy, Cheney, Wolfowitz all bring
War mess; they manage to f**k up everything.

Bush Turkey, Bush Turkey, failed command.
Gave troops something that they can remember.
They'll fight his war,
Bush just talks and keeps score for the far right.

Bush Turkey, Bush Turkey; his stunt was planned
To prop polls 'til next November.
Tell him he's done; vote him out, make him run far away.

(repeat chorus and fade)


Here is a Pre-Selection 2000 version of this parody: Bush Baby
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