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For a very limited time, you can listen to audio recordings of the following song parodies, which were recorded by yours truly and entered into a contest called "It Ain't Over 'Til The Fat Lady Sings," sponsored by BYOBroadcast, a company that specializes in providing audio for web sites.  The contest ended on December 31, 2000, and the prize for the contest winner is a $2,500 trip to Washington DC or Tallahassee, FL.  The winner was to be announced on January 20, 2001, on Inauguration Day.

1.  O Little Brain of Dubya (O Little Town Of Bethlehem)
2.  Really That Dumb (Little Drummer Boy)
3.  Ballots of Jeb Bush (Beverly Hillbillies)
4.  Shady Scalia (Lady Madonna)
5.  Banana Republic (Chiquita Banana Jingle)
6.  He's Mr. Sleaze (Please, Mr. Please)
7.  Wrecked The Polls (Deck The Halls)
8.  Suspicious Finds (Suspicious Minds)
9.  Cheating Skill (Margaritaville)
10.  Litigator (Operator)
11.  George Bush Was Crowned the President (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
12.  Florida Voters (Greenback Dollar)